Sweet Nothings
When someone asks me if I’m seeing anyone special

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

jennyyoxoxo:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones

sarahseeandersen:

PMS is a bitch.

Literally the truthiest thing ever

sarahseeandersen:

PMS is a bitch.

Literally the truthiest thing ever

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

jemmasimmns:

"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me

I’m not someone you’d cry over.
Six Word Story at 9:21 AM.  (via sobday)

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

uhh tips for high school??
Anonymous

fouette:

drink lots of alcohol. kiss lots of boys. don’t get a bf they’re annoying

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